That was pretty good. Story was mostly ridiculous, a few bits were radcore but there were too many on rails segments. Max's obsession with always changing to his weakest gun before a massive fire fight made some bits really hard (my dick) I suspect he throws himself (literally) into these situations because he is suicidal and who can blame him with all of the trauma he has experienced. Maybe he's dead already and this is his Valhalla? An unworthy sequel to Max Payne 1 & 2 but in the writer's defence the first two games wrapped themselves up (unless you finished the second one on hard mode). Gameplay was the tits.
Highlight: Health - Tears Oh lawdy when that kicked in I was in the PAYNE ZONE
Lowlight: Getting headshotted by thugs 100m away with uzis, particularly after the euphoria engine fangles up a perfectly good slow motion dive.
1 and a half stars out of fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck. SLOW MOTIOOOOON EVERYWHERE! YEAAAAAAAAAA!
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