Thursday, March 28, 2013

4 simon

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Maximum Paine Reveoo

That was pretty good. Story was mostly ridiculous, a few bits were radcore but there were too many on rails segments. Max's obsession with always changing to his weakest gun before a massive fire fight made some bits really hard (my dick) I suspect he throws himself (literally) into these situations because he is suicidal and who can blame him with all of the trauma he has experienced. Maybe he's dead already and this is his Valhalla? An unworthy sequel to Max Payne 1 & 2 but in the writer's defence the first two games wrapped themselves up (unless you finished the second one on hard mode). Gameplay was the tits.

Highlight: Health - Tears Oh lawdy when that kicked in I was in the PAYNE ZONE

Lowlight: Getting headshotted by thugs 100m away with uzis, particularly after the euphoria engine fangles up a perfectly good slow motion dive.

1 and a half stars out of fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck. SLOW MOTIOOOOON EVERYWHERE! YEAAAAAAAAAA!

Friday, March 30, 2012

A beautiful youtube comment

I write dirty Spongebob porn episodes based on the actual episodes. I Really love Rocko's Modern Life and The Angry Beavers and Ren and Stimpy. I just Genuinely love being weird but now that I'm trying to enter the Dating scene I've had to dial it back a bit so I only watch one episode of each every night and have shifted to more normal Erotica for Furries and people who like to see Aliens have sex with innocent space explorers.

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