"I am serious now"

You're the man now.

2012-02-06T17:51:00.000-08:00

unemployment

2012-01-23T22:41:00.000-08:00

"Oh haha it's funny because it's true"

Now that I'm unemployed I can finally play all those videogames and watch all those tv shows and eat all that spaghetti and wear all those underwears that I just haven't had time for while working.

"i do wah' i wan' "

jesus loves me so

2012-01-06T01:14:00.002-08:00

stupid website doesn't let me embed properly so here is a link

100th post extravaganza

2012-01-06T01:14:00.001-08:00

99th post

2011-12-29T14:44:00.001-08:00

Well it might be if imageshack or whatever imagehost it is didn't keep del

Album covers

2011-12-08T20:22:00.000-08:00

Halloween Playlist

2011-10-31T21:51:00.001-07:00

Horsey horse horse

2011-10-18T12:06:00.000-07:00

I miss home.

2011-10-12T21:24:00.000-07:00

Let's play ball some time.

click ME

2011-09-10T17:14:00.000-07:00

Why don't you watch the video?

super saiyan

2011-09-07T01:11:00.001-07:00

Have you heard of YTMND?

2011-09-04T03:57:00.000-07:00

YTMND - WUB WUB WUB WUB III: The Search for WUB

YTMND - Make it so

YTMND - Bad Religion

YTMND - Arnold shares his deepest feelings

YTMND - It's like rape for your eyes.

YTMND - It's like rape for your eyes. (Simpson's Version)

Beastie Boys

2011-08-10T01:58:00.000-07:00

Tommy Ill's Robot has a side project..

2011-07-21T04:36:00.001-07:00

click for viddyo

I've said this before, but I'll say it again.

2011-07-17T23:46:00.001-07:00

Sugimoto Kousuke is a really classy dude. Like really. Not many nice things come from japan. So it's good that one thing did, y'know?

this blog sucks

2011-07-11T22:22:00.000-07:00

go to these ones!

http://garybuseygoestowar.tumblr.com/
(gary busey is amazing in any context, so is war.)

http://youmakemesohappy.blogspot.com/
(omgz if i was high rightnow)

http://gammasquad.uproxx.com
(this one isn't really a blog, just sort of a collection of chicks I want airbrushed onto my car.)

Animal Cruelty

2011-07-04T04:21:00.001-07:00

After spending a couple of hours staring at adorable (and semi-adorable) puppies on google image search this crazy ass mega monster freakdog showed up.

This would have taken decades of selective breeding. For what!?! WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH YOU FUCKING DOG MAN. WHY DID YOU BECOME A DOG BREEDER? WHAT KIND OF CAREER CHOICE IS THAT?! YOU SHOUD BE ASHAMED!

Lessons learned this weekend.

2011-07-03T01:46:00.001-07:00

Beer Pong is Rad!

Music is Rad!
Aleksandrov is the rightful winner of the Man Recordings Kid Conga Remix contest.
Actual Winner (Warning! It sucks.)
Aleksandrov's Remix

Grillex is also Rad!

Adorable small dogs are ALWAYS RAD
SWEEP THE LEG!
PUT HIM IN A BODYBAG!

Art

2011-06-28T23:17:00.000-07:00

Because we're really smart!

2011-06-12T23:53:00.000-07:00

pwning noobz

2011-06-10T22:32:00.001-07:00

GunZ!

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Click for full video. Shit is righteous yo.

internet anonymity

2011-05-24T19:16:00.000-07:00

WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN WAN

2011-05-22T01:13:00.000-07:00

Wicked list of animal noises in different languages DID YOU KNOW A DOG SAYS "WAN" IN JAPAN? WAN WAN WAN WAN

niggaggangiangiagiagaganiaggga

24/7/NVR

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh. Hahahahahahaha. Yeah.

Poo-chi is a robotic dog manufactured for the robo-chi product line.

More lady magazines? Yes.

2011-04-29T22:49:00.000-07:00

Well I heard Cosmo's 50 ways to seduce your man in 5 seconds was hilarious, but I couldn't find it anywhere in it's entirety.

So here it is in it's entirety.

1. I had just bought this new perfume. I gave my guy a whiff, then challenged him to find the patch of my body where I had spritzed it.

2. Ask him to bring you a towel after your shower, so he can see you naked, dripping, and flushed.

3. “You know those treats you used to find at the bottom of a cereal box? One morning, I hid the new finger vibrator I’d just gotten in my guy’s cereal for him to discover.”

4. “My fiancé and I always run together, and one time on a quiet path, I told him to stop so I could tie my shoe. But when I kneeled down, I started giving him oral instead.”

5. Send him a naughty, fill-in-the-blank e-mail: “Tonight, I promise to _____ your ______ as soon as you walk in the door. Then I’ll give you a ______ for ______ minutes…” You see where we’re going with this, right?

answers: punch, dick, wedgie, many

6. “Wearing a tight tank and no bra, I jumped on the bed in front of my guy.”

7. Wake him up in the morning by sucking on his fingers as if it’s his penis.

8. When he’s on his way home from work, start giving yourself some solo pleasure and “accidentally” dial him up. All those breathy ooohs and ahhhs will be motivation for him to get to you in time to join in on the action.

9. “I live on the fifth floor of a building, and one night, I wore a short skirt and lacy underwear, and then I walked up the stairs ahead of my guy. He practically tackled me by the time we got to my apartment.”

10. Make your evening snack a Popsicle, and tease and lick it right in front of him.

11. Steal his phone, and quickly snap a pic of your cleavage or the inside of your thigh. When you see his jaw drop, you’ll know he’s stumbled upon it.

12. Reach under the table at dinner and lightly outline the shape of his package, looking him dead in the eye the whole time.

13. “I asked a guy to unzip me out of this little black dress. When he did, I let it drop to the ground to reveal I was wearing absolutely nothing underneath.”

14. Out at a noisy, crowded bar? Motion for him to come close so you can tell him something. Instead, send chills down his spine by licking his ear and blowing warm breath on the same spot.

15. “Before the guy I was hooking up with came over, I stripped the duvet and fluffy pillows off my bed and put together a makeshift bed on the floor of my den. When he arrived, I was lying in it, totally naked.”

16. If you get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, strip off all your clothes before sliding back into bed. There’s a good chance you’ll wake up to him pawing at you.

17. “I got caught in a rainstorm on my way home. A block before my place, I took off my coat so my white tee would be soaked. My boyfriend was very happy to see me.”

18. Take the sexy-girl-next-door fantasy to a whole new level by meeting him at the front door wearing nothing but a pair of pigtails and his favorite baseball hat.

19. Slip an X-rated doodle – like a couple getting it on doggie-style – into his coat pocket. To make your intentions crystal clear, title it “What I Can’t Wait to Do Tonight.”

20. My boyfriend goes crazy over this one thong I have. Occasionally, I’ll wear low riding pants and let it peek out.

21. “One morning, I served my guy breakfast in bed, but told him he would only eat it off my body.”

22. When you come back from the gym, walk right up to him and say, “The whole time I was on the treadmill, all I was thinking about was how much I wanted to go down on you.”

23. “I switched out our usual opaque shower curtain for a clear one. My guy walked in to find me soaping up my boobs and grinning at him. He hopped right in.”

24. Scoop an ice cube out of his drink, and drop it down your blouse… then lean back and tell him to find it.

25. “My boyfriend and I were waiting in this crazy-long line at the DMV. To kill time, we started playing hangman. The phrase I had in mind was “I’m horny.” When he finally figured it out, we got the hell out of there.”

26. Strip off your work clothes, but leave on your high heels as you walk around the room, tidying up, taking off your jewelry, making him drool, etc.

27. “On our way home from visiting his parents, I told my boyfriend to plug an address into the GPS. He kept asking me where we were going, so finally I told him it was the location of a sex-toy store. Knowing that I had planned this in advance – and had been sitting at his parents’ place thinking about it for hours – totally turned him on.”

28. Hand-wash your tiniest lingerie, and hang it up around your house to dry… and drive him wild with lust.

29. Hide your turned-on vibrator in his sock drawer. When he figures out where the buzzing is coming from, tell him he gets to experience its pleasure power.

30. “I asked my husband to grab something out of my purse, knowing he would find the dirty book – and especially hot scene that I’d dog-eared – stashed in there.”

31. “Once, I snuck into the dressing room at a store with my guy, threw him up against the wall, and kissed him. We went home and had sex immediately.”

32. Slip into one of his oversize button-downs – and nothing else – before snuggling on the couch with him. Lie on your side with your head pointing away from him, so that when he looks over, he catches an up-shirt view of, well, everything.

33. “My friends and I signed up for a pole-dancing class. I told my boyfriend I was just going out for drinks with the girls, and when I came home, I revealed where I had really been and showed him the sexy routine they’d taught us.”

34. After a workout, come home and peel off your clothes in front of him.

35. “The guy I was dating was writing a midterm paper. When he got up from his laptop, I inserted the words Let’s bleep. He met me in the bedroom ASAP.

36. While you’re out running mundane errands together, graze your butt past his package discreetly but very purposefully.

37. “I’m really forward when I’m in the mood, and I’m known to just grab my guy’s hand, place it between my legs, and give him a look. He loves how bold I am.”

38. “Drop” your purse by his feet in the middle of a crowded store. When you stand up from retrieving it, run your fingers the whole way up his leg and over his crotch.

39. “I usually start off my day with five or ten minutes of yoga. Sometimes, I do it naked, so my guy wakes up to find me in some compromising positions.”

40. Sit on his lap at a party. Then, subtly shift your weight back and forth over his package until he’s good and riled up. No one will know but the two of you.

41. Label areas of the house where you two have never gotten busy with creative titles like The Doggie-Style Den or The Oral Corner. Tell him the goal for the night is to move from station to station until the whole place is christened.

42. “I came to bed holding a wooden spatula in my hand. When my guy asked what the hell I was doing, I told him that I had been a bad girl and needed a spanking. I thought his eyes were going to bulge out of his head.”

43. “My fiancé and I trade off cleaning duties every month. When it was my turn, I put on a slutty maid costume, walked in front of him, bent over, and started dusting.”

44. Send him a naughty sext when you’re sitting right next to each other in a movie theater or when you’re out to dinner with friends.

45. Stare longingly at his package for a few seconds.

46. “I always tell my boyfriend that if I had a stripper song, it would be ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me.’ Every now and then, I’ll make sure it’s playing when he comes home. It’s like our personal sex signal, and he knows he’s in for a good night whenever that happens.”

47. Walk up to him, slap a pair of handcuffs on his wrists, and tell him he’s your sex slave for the night.

48. Pull your underwear aside, and tell him you want him inside you, like, yesterday.

49. Orchestrate your own private peep show: Ask your guy to come around to your side of the car to help you out. When he does, have your dress or skirt hiked way up so that when you step out, he sees that you are most definitely going commando for the evening.

50. “On my husband’s birthday last year, I made him a cake and wrote ‘Happy Birthday! Do anything you want to me tonight’ in bright pink frosting.”

Drinking low carb beers

2011-04-13T23:51:00.000-07:00

The times. They are. A changing.

2011-03-22T01:20:00.000-07:00

Remember I did something rad once?

Anyways Joe Eposito is out. Curtis Mayfield is in.

Idea to make one million dollars

2011-01-22T01:14:00.000-08:00

...

2010-12-15T22:26:00.000-08:00

immature

2010-11-09T00:22:00.000-08:00

Fuck you, fuck me.

2010-10-24T18:53:00.000-07:00

You were two hours too late, bouncer man.

But thank you. It could have gotten worse.

not much could be worse than that

bye everybody

I'm back for a weekend

2010-10-21T21:11:00.000-07:00

I haven't updated in a long time

2010-09-30T21:55:00.000-07:00

here are some pictures of girls with guns.

Tag A Friend

2010-08-09T23:19:00.000-07:00

THIS AND MANY OTHER POSTS NO LONGER MAKE ANY SENSE BECAUSE THE PHOTO HOST I USED DECIDED TO SELL OUT TO AN ADWARE COMPANY

Thanks facebook, you are ace

Hmmm.... I don't know....

Oh that's right

what the fuck did i just watch

2010-08-03T23:55:00.000-07:00

themostimportantvideoyoumayeverwatchreally from Isaac Royffe on Vimeo.

you cant do that. you cant just put everything amazing into one million minute long video and expect it to work. hey i got some weed we should smoke it and watch this.

i can't find the shaq attack vidya but i will in time because time is the cure for everything

2010-07-09T19:28:00.000-07:00

Because I can't find the source material to make it.. yet

Click here for space jam loop

AND I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SONG FOR FUCKING AGES I CAN RELATE TO IT REAL GOOD RIGHT NOW

ARRRG I'M A PIRATE

ARE YOU READY FOR THE

2010-07-04T23:43:00.000-07:00

SHAQ ATTACK

yet?

GET READY FOR THE

2010-06-27T23:52:00.000-07:00

SHAQ ATTACK

NSFW

NEW ECLIPSE CLIP

2010-06-22T05:29:00.000-07:00

Don't know why, but blogger annoys me sometimes.

2010-06-14T15:46:00.000-07:00

When you add an image to Blogger.com using the 'Add Image' button it makes your picture look weird like the one above. So go to 'Edit Html' after you have added the picture, you will see this:

<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" <href="

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2yCNMHATt3U/TBaxR3PKWtI/AAAAAAAAAJY/1EABO9hAzy4/s1600/shoes.jpg

"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 119px;" src="

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2yCNMHATt3U/TBaxR3PKWtI/AAAAAAAAAJY/1EABO9hAzy4/s400/shoes.jpg

" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482764516813593298" border="0" /></a>

It's not actually coloured or paragraphed like a bitch, I added those so you could see; Red = Full Size Picture and blue = gay little blogger preview.

If you change it to this:

<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2yCNMHATt3U/TBaxR3PKWtI/AAAAAAAAAJY/1EABO9hAzy4/s1600/shoes.jpg"
alt="why you breakin ma balls, blogger.com?" id="niggertits" />

It will be a normal picture! YAY.

Wasting time ooooh

2010-06-07T15:13:00.000-07:00

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD

2010-06-03T06:19:00.000-07:00

americans spell splendour better than we do

i don't care that it's not splendour. it should be. splendid. splendid doesn't even sound like a word. splen-did. splendid can fuck off.

zombie attack

2010-05-27T19:21:00.000-07:00

i'm going to survive a zombie attack and it has nothing to do with mountain dew code red

flash games

2010-05-21T16:38:00.000-07:00

yeah. flash games. that's all.

Here's a cool game to pass some time

You Only Live Once

Pretty rad, I wasn't prepared for what it would do to my preconceptions of videogames. There's a sequel but it tries too hard to cram pretentiousness into itself and it's predecessor.

I said 'pre' a lot because i can.

--

Here is another game that was unbelievably popular a few weeks ago

Super Mario Bros Crossover

Super Mario with a character selection screen, no sonic though, just nintendo characters. Megaman is a fucking pimp daddy anyway and started the whole blue lead character shiznick, if he isn't enough man for you then your obviously some kind of buttsniffing queermo with no time for video games because you need all your holes filled all the time. In that case you can fuck right off, how are you reading this anyway? Pretty sure that all you should be able to see is a skinny white guy's 'thug life' tattoo bobbing back and forth in front of your face. His gun is called a mega buster too, that's fucking cool and he shoots metal man in the face with it which is also cool. Then you steal his powers! and megaman isn't even black! Basically the only thing megaman does that isn't rad is not slapping protoman in the face everytime he shows up. Oh and taking wood man seriously, seriously all he does is throw leaves why would you ever need or want that power? just skip his stage megaman don't waste your time. Fucking bubbleman too, how does he work? I was popping bubbles when i was 5 and my right arm isn't a fucking cannon. I'm starting to doubt my devotion to megaman.

--

Lastly here's a game for the ladeyz

Cunt

supersecretmp3link

\m/ METAL \m/

2010-05-19T16:21:00.001-07:00

fuckin lawnmowers, how do they work?

2010-05-17T16:34:00.000-07:00

highest rated comment on the youtube page is:
"fucking lawnmowers how do they work?"

OH SHI-

2010-05-15T23:07:00.000-07:00

tom i have your cd

2010-05-11T20:58:00.001-07:00

My stupid webcam doesn't have a timer, so like i had to push the button and i couldn't do a thumbs up. But you can't tell by that picture because i photoshopped it.

Furthermore Joe Eposito is not my only alarm clock anymore, now it is a random track between
Steve Miller Band - Dream Weaver
M Beat - Incredible
Sonic - Mini-boss theme
Joe Eposito - The best AROUnd nothin ever gon keep u down

some bideos waht i like

2010-05-10T04:17:00.000-07:00

mexicanz

2010-05-08T20:20:00.000-07:00

print this a0 size, send me a copy.

anyway this blog is now about vertical comics
lolz

oh orny, you card

2010-05-05T15:19:00.000-07:00

Ha! Twitter/facebook Lolz

Anyway, here's how I did on my flight test:

Well... not really that bad.

lolwut?

2010-04-30T21:07:00.000-07:00

Why are all my suggested friends black strippers?

fuck orrff

2010-04-28T18:56:00.000-07:00

Pretty excited that I finally found this

It took ages, seriously you can't just google "shimmy shimmy ya close to me the cure odb" shit sucks.

But while I was looking for it I found this

And now I have lots of stuff to listen to! OO-RAH!

I understand that kelvin will have heard of both of these guys and was tired of listening to them months ago, and I'm okay with that.

100dbs
Del Gazeebo NSFW

47 of your finest diamantes

2010-04-26T18:19:00.000-07:00

is it too late to make fun of telecom's new logo?

2010-04-25T01:58:00.001-07:00

just sayin'

word up

2010-04-22T23:21:00.001-07:00

Ricky Fitts

2010-04-17T19:07:00.001-07:00

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.

I'm gonna be fucking rich

2010-04-14T18:10:00.000-07:00

Check my new invention ya'll, it'll change the world.

A life that's so demanding. I get so weak. A love that's so demanding. I can't speak

2010-04-14T03:15:00.000-07:00

BORED I HATE STUDYING AND I WANT TO GO OUT NAO

basically, i am the most talented person in the world

2010-04-10T20:43:00.000-07:00

because i made this

Men's fashion tips. cont. cont.

2010-04-04T01:07:00.000-07:00

YOU'RE THE BEST THE BEST

2010-03-31T02:47:00.000-07:00

so excited for tomorrow morning

Go on, treat yerrself, be a pirate.

Men's fashion tips. cont.

2010-03-29T02:58:00.001-07:00

What are you? A pussy? Put a grenade launcher on your glock you fucking pussy.

Men's fashion tips.

2010-03-28T00:15:00.001-07:00

inb4ch5

2010-03-23T17:04:00.000-07:00

Deuce Poppi - My White Friends

Oh god, the layers

2010-03-21T01:41:00.000-07:00

fckbck?

2010-03-04T02:44:00.000-08:00

I have 7 days off school starting now.

2010-02-22T17:34:00.000-08:00

IT IS A POST WITH A BLOG

2010-02-18T20:41:00.000-08:00

BALY'S SECRET FAMILY.

IMPORTANT MISSIONS.

DEAD RISING 2 WILL BE THE BEST GAME EVER.

THE FUTURE OF COMMERCIALS.

BRENDHAN LOVEGROVE IS A HOMOPHOBE.

I HAVE FLOWN THIS.

DON'T GROW UP TO BE LIKE THESE GUYS, THEY ARE NOT GOOD ROLE MODELS FOR YOU.

I quite like this dog.

I quite like this dog.

I quite like this dog, his name is Titan.

Goodbye Horsie

2010-01-21T01:53:00.000-08:00

It is almost time for the sexy long weekend

The Road Film Review

2010-01-20T14:42:00.000-08:00

Congratulations Viggo Mortenson, even in a post-apocalyptic cannibal infested hell you managed to raise a whining liberal pussy & questionably homosexual child. He will go far in the new world.

The rest of the film was radicool.

21/1 stars.

NOOOOOO

2010-01-07T16:46:00.000-08:00

Sweet Rape Music

2010-01-03T21:34:00.000-08:00

I decided to make a playlist to link together every rapper ever through glorious muzak but I got stuck.

Outkast - Morris Brown - Feat. Sleepy Brown
Killer Mike - A.D.I.D.A.S - Feat. Big Boi, Sleepy Brown
Ludacris - Saturday - Feat. Sleepy Brown
Redman - Future Thug - Feat. Ludacris, Ghostface Killah
Wu Tang Clan - Killer Bees - Feat. Wu Tang Clan (ya idioth)
Ghostface Killah - Run - Feat. Jadakiss
Jadakiss - Time's Up - Feat. Nate Dogg
Warren G - Regulate - Feat. Nate Dogg
Dr Dre - Deeez Nuts - Feat. Daz Dillinger, Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg, Warren G
NWA - Express Yourself
Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz - Real Nigga Roll Call - Feat. Ice Cube

GOT STUCK HERE HAD TO GO WITH:

Ying Yang Twins - Salt Shaker - Feat. Lil Jon

OR:

Ying Yang Twins - Get low - Feat. Lil Jon

BUT THEN. IT ALL FELL APART AND I STARTED TO CRY:

Bubba Sparxxx - Ms. New Booty - Feat. Ying Yang Twins
Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly - Feat. Timbaland, Missy Elliot

I FUCKING HATE YOU BUBBA SPARXXX WHY YOU GOTTA TAKE UP TWO SPACES? GET OFF MY LIST! YOU AREN'T EVEN A RAPPER! YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE!

"What, Me Worry?"

for buk

2010-01-02T04:46:00.001-08:00

happy new yurrs

2010-01-02T00:25:00.001-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6drdI_RBt8&niggers=lol

hello thar

2009-12-23T02:49:00.000-08:00

My Dream Journal

2009-12-14T17:41:00.001-08:00

I had a dream I owned Mad Max's old car. It was a good dream.

Cryptic Spam

2009-12-09T18:56:00.000-08:00

Do these people just send spam for fun now? What the fuck is they trying to sell me?

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It's raining links!

2009-12-03T16:22:00.000-08:00

Best Fucking Invention. Ever.

If you haven't been keeping track

2009-12-03T02:26:00.000-08:00

of things I favorite on youtube, and why wouldn't you, these are the things of which that I done favourite with my mouse on der youtube.

Now if you'll excuse me

Virus

2009-11-30T23:45:00.000-08:00

algqeh32.exe
photo_id.exe
qtplugin.exe

are all cunts.

Anyway... you nostalgia you lose

Bobby's World
SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron
Cow and Chicken
Eek! The Cat
Tiny Toon Adventures
Kablam!
Bananaman
ReBoot
Animaniacs
ALF
Boy Meets World
Home Improvement
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Thundercats
Rocko's Modern Life
Ghostbusters
Hey Arnold

At the end of an episode of ghostbusters they had an advice section. I remember one time it was to help you get over your fear of the dark.

"So jimmy why are you afraid of the dark?"
"I'm afraid because I can't see anything in the dark"
"So you aren't afraid of the dark, you're just afraid of what you can't see, silly!"
"I get it now! Thanks mister!"

DIDN'T RESOLVE ANYTHING YOU FUCKERS, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IT WAS BEING SAID BY A GHOST.

At 83 shots he turns into Hame DMC!

2009-11-27T09:00:00.001-08:00

Ohhhh I get it now, the secret is to keep drinking after you spew!

Gunny Sergeant Hartman

2009-11-26T23:51:00.000-08:00

What makes the grass grow?
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

What do we do for a living ladies?
KILL KILL KILL

Why is the sky blue?
BECAUSE GOD LOVES THE INFANTRY

I whistled for a cab

2009-11-08T15:32:00.000-08:00

Yes

Knowing there are people like this in the world makes me lol

o hai gaise

2009-10-30T21:56:00.000-07:00

I would have posted here, but I'm too busy watching movies, eating chips and drinking gatorade.

I wanted to put this on facebook

2009-10-05T16:45:00.001-07:00

"Rammstein - Pussy" Wins 3 Dutch0r awards

Catchiest hook Award
Pissing people off who are 'into' music Award
Most money shots in a video Award (They make it rain) (But not with money LAWL)

video here: http://visit-x.net/rammstein/ NSFW

I haven't forgotten

2009-10-02T22:44:00.000-07:00

But my camera is far far away so have this instead

Catastrophe!

2009-09-27T21:53:00.000-07:00

Oh noes! OH NOES! the only thing I've ever accomplished in my life is a sham!

After people clued me in on the "Auckland Style" Luncheon Fellatio I wanted to give it a go so I made one just now.

It didn't work right! Physics fucked me in the ass! I don't think I've ever been sober enough to notice before, but as soon as you use the straws the loss of pressure in the vodka chamber causes a critical failure in the luncheon layer. The two spirits mix as soon as you stop sucking on the straws.

There are two possible fixes:

1.Drink it all in one go
This is an awesome fix and I don't know why it isn't a rule already.

2.Add a third straw that goes down to the vodka
This is a pretty cool fix because it adds another straw and I quite like straws.

Anyways photos and Auckland Style recipe to come shortly.

He made a game with zombies in it

2009-09-14T03:09:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ejDkmvRKo

yea, real old news, but it reminds me of meat zombi

The Hives, The D4 and The Datsuns

2009-09-08T02:33:00.000-07:00

I have no idea.. It's missing The Have, but I couldn't find any. Fun Game: Turn shuffle on and see if you can guess the band in the first 4 seconds.

oh shit no shuffle button.. rrright, just close your eyes and click

putting this here so I don't lose it

2009-09-05T19:09:00.000-07:00

Cyanide & Happiness, depressingly good.

In other news

Luncheon Fellatio

2009-08-30T19:56:00.000-07:00

To dispell the mythos surrounding this fabled drink I have decided to lay out the recipe here for my 3 attractive followers.

Be forewarned, this a man's drink.

Step One: Gather Ingredients

What makes this drink so hard to come by in the wild is the exotic mix of ingredients

1 High Ball Glass (or empty tin)
1 Slice of Luncheon Sausage
1 Bottle of Cheap Vodka*
1 Bottle of a Cheap Whiskey/Bourbon/Scotch*
2 Straws
1 Switchblade

*If you prefix the type of spirit you buy with a country you like in a whimsical tone it will always sounds fancy, so why would you buy fancy?

Step Two: The Seal

Place the luncheon slice on a flat surface.
Turn the glass upside down. (IMPORTANT STEP!) Now place the upside down glass on top of the centre of the luncheon and push down hard.
Woo! Yay! You now have a luncheon circle that will fit inside the glass, but don't put it in yet! There's another step to do!

Poke one of the straws through your Luncheon Seal! Now would be a good time to delight your audience with an hilarious anecdote about African FGM!!

Step Three: The River

Turn the glass upright again. (VERY IMPORTANT)

Pour two shots of Iranian vodka into the glass.

Place the Luncheon Seal inside the glass so that it is touching the vodka.Using the edge of your switchblade as a bar spoon pour two shots of Prussian Blue whiskey on top of the luncheon.

Place the Final Straw in the glass and, using your switchblade, cut both straws to the same length.

Step Four: Gather Spectators, Consume, then be sick on them.

Congratulations!

William Boothby has described the Luncheon Fellatio as "A delicious mix of subtle texture and flavour, one must consume the luncheon after lest one become a pussy"

Thanks to the SFA for finally giving me the courage to post this. You can visit them here

Did you google it first? No? Okay just run with it.

2009-08-29T19:16:00.000-07:00

rainy day

2009-08-27T03:39:00.000-07:00

The weather was messed up today. The wind was so strong I actually heard the rat in the attic cry in terror. Almost made me think it was cute despite it wanting to eat my face/off in my sleep.

So today was mostly a fail, but I did have two ideas, neither of which involve spelling Wanganui correctly.

1.Rakish Charms - those stupid little charm bracelets people have, why don't they make them shaped like garden rakes? Then you could buy rakish charm.

2.Indie quotes - everybody knows Churchill/Lincoln/Kerouac* said cool shit but I want to know an historical figure's unknown quote and be cooler than everybody else by quoting it.

"We shape our buildings; thereafter they shape us." - Winston Churchill

pretty cool, I'll say that next time somebody's redecorating and when they ask who said it I'll be all like "What don't you know?" "Haven't you heard of Winston?" "Yeah it's a pretty unknown quote of his, yeah I liked it awhile ago"

*I want to battle rap him. All the best words rhyme with Jack Kerouac

damnmnmnmnmnit

2009-08-23T02:19:00.000-07:00

http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_13177530

and i was stuck with cunting mr williams.

Yay

2009-08-18T06:27:00.000-07:00

Not to come off as some kind of porno creep, here is another blog post about porn. As you can see it is the best kind, the kind that destroys childhood memories. My only regret is not being able to find any Fresh Prince or this would be solid gold.

I'm guessing the trailers do not do the actual films justice, but I actually don't want to see mr cosby get it on with his daughter, go figure.

COSBY SHOW!

MARRIED WITH CHILDREN!

THE BRADY BUNCH!

THREE'S COMPANY!

Movie Reviews

2009-08-13T22:04:00.000-07:00

Nutbusters.

Awesome film.
Acting 10/10
Filming 10/10
Existing 10/10
Not being a polaroid of a penis blu tacked to the roof of a public toilet 10/10
Sounding 10/10
Musical 0/10
Action 7/10
Robot Transformations 2/10
Explosions 10/10

Impression: People wank to this? I couldn't stop laughing. Best rom-com since Swap/Saw.

Overall 9/10

Better than anything Brian has done or could ever do.

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Here is a squirrel O_O

It is ze blog

2009-08-09T04:52:00.001-07:00

foolycooly1 is the man. I am writing this so matt doesn't forget to send him a message.

foolycooly1 is the reason the internet is great. In fact without foolycooly1 there would be NO internet. He invented it.

foolycooly1 is my new hero.

Now I have Wooly Booly stuck in my head. But that's okay because it is a choice song.

Captain Chris' Close Combat Training

This is the only reason I come to this site

2009-07-20T04:59:00.001-07:00

bored

2009-07-13T23:29:00.000-07:00